I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My ass is underappreciated
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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