Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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