What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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