I think im going to throw up on grandma
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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