I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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