We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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