I cockslap morals
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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