I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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