I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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