i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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