He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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