Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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