I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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