You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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