No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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