Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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