People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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