In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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