butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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