sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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