So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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