There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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