What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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