I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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