why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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