sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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