let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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