bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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