i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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