The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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