she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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