He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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