question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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