Do you still have your period?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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