literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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