Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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