i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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