Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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