And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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