Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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