your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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