Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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