Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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