ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My pussy is not your playground.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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