That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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