strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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