you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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