What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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