I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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