Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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