No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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