I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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