he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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