Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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