last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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