is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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