it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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