I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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