I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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