Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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