11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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